A Cats Musical Diehard Fan Attempts To Autopsy Cats (2019)

Many, many reviews, which I shall not attempt to chronicle here, have panned Cats (2019)’s distressing horniness, the absurd “plot,” the incomprehensible human/cat hybrid-ness of it all.

This article is not that.

Taylor Swift in Cats (2019), Universal Pictures — Fair Use

I’ve been a fan of the musical Cats since I was twelve years old. (…We’ll get in to that later.) If you would like me to prove…