Anthony Scaramucci Madlibs

Natalie Saar
Jul 28, 2017 · 2 min read

The Mooch is the gift that keeps on giving. And it’s only been a week. So, let’s have a little fun with his “full transparency” and play Mooch Madlibs, courtesy of his interview with Ryan Lizza of The New Yorker. In the words of the President, “Enjoy!”

“O.K., I’m going to (verb) every one of them and then you haven’t protected anybody, so the (noun) will be (past tense verb)over the next (period of time).”

“They’ll all be fired by me. I (past tense verb)one (noun)the other day. I have three to four people I’ll (verb)tomorrow. I’ll get to the person who leaked that to you. (famous man) — if you want to leak something — he’ll be asked to (verb)very shortly.”

“(famous person)is a fucking (adjective) schizophrenic, a (nonsense noun).”

“‘Oh, Bill Shine is coming in. Let me (verb)the fucking (noun)and see if I can cock-block these (plural noun)the way I cock-blocked (famous noun) for six months.’”

“I’m not (famous man), I’m not trying to suck my own cock. I’m not trying to (verb) my own (noun) off the fucking strength of the (occupation). I’m here to (verb) the country.”

“What I want to do is I want to fucking kill all the (plural noun) and I want to get the President’s (noun)on track so we can (verb)for the American people.”

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