2018 Week 8 Recap

Eight weeks down, five to go before playoffs

Anton Sather
The D|League
3 min readOct 30, 2018

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Le’Veon who? Conner rumbled his way to 38.70 points in Week 8.

Sweet Studs

Pocket Locketts (Tani): 155.66
Daddy Fat Sack (Josh): 143.70
Purple People Eaters (Anton): 137.90

Milk Duds

Hey Darnold! (Joe): 54.95
ULA Peacocks (Marlo): 97.81
Fried Watermlon (Jeff): 103.14

Week 8 All-Star Lineup

(Best Starts of the Week)

QB: Deshaun Watson, 41.46 — NowWeHere
WR: Mike Evans, 28.90 — Purple People Eaters
WR: Marvin Jones, 27.70 — Throwin Fitz
WR: Sammy Watkins, 26.70 — Daddy Fat Sack
RB: James Conner, 38.70 — Pocket Locketts
RB: Todd Gurley, 32.50 — Eww You Got Coutees
TE: Travis Kelce, 17.90 — Purple People Eaters
K: Will Lutz, 16.00 — Throwin Fitz
DEF: New England, 21.25 — Take a Kaeperkneeck

Week 8 All-Dud Lineup

(Worst Starts of the Week)

QB: Drew Brees, 8.80 — Hey Darnold!
WR: Martavis Bryant, 0.00 — BLESS ’EM
WR: Cameron Meredith, 0.00 — Hey Darnold!
WR: John Brown, 2.20— Purple People Eaters
RB: Kenjon Barner, 0.40 — ULA Peacocks
RB: Corey Clement, 0.50 — ULA Peacocks
TE: David Njoku, 0.00 — Hey Darnold!
K: Dan Bailey, 1.00 — CephaloScorin
DEF: Detroit, 4.00 — Fried Watermelon

Week 8 Put Me In Coach! Lineup

(Highest Scoring Bench Players of the Week)

QB: Derek Carr, 33.76 — Big Black Zeke
WR: Larry Fitzgerald, 22.20 — Pocket Locketts
WR: Devante Parker, 19.40 — Purple People Eaters
WR: David Moore, 18.70 — Take a Kaeperkneeck
RB: Kenyan Drake, 22.50 — Pocket Locketts
RB: Latavius Murray, 18.50 — Fried Watermelon
TE: Jack Doyle, 17.00 — BLESS ’EM

Matchup Reviews

1. Eww You Got Coutees (135.74) vs 4. CephaloScorin (104.37)

Binh dispatches Kevin with ease, who’s now lost three of his last four.

14. Take a Kaeperkneeck (116.41) vs 2. BLESS ’EM (113.98)

Bunger gets a MNF comeback over Mikey behind the New England DEF.

6. Purple People Eaters (137.90) vs 3. NowWeHere (136.36)

Anton holds on in a Monday night nail-biter to get the upset over Kurtis.

13. Big Black Zeke (132.39) vs 5. Get Nuk If U Buck (117.08)

J Tong gets a big win over JR and back into Chumpion territory.

7. Pocket Locketts (155.66) vs 10. Daddy Fat Sack (143.70)

What’s new — Josh scores the 2nd most points but loses to the weekly high again.

11. Fried Watermelon (103.14) vs 8. ULA Peacocks (91.81)

Jeff takes down Marlo in the Milk Dud matchup of the week.

12. Throwin Fitz (134.99) vs 9. Hey Darnold! (54.95)

Lando bounces back from his 52.50 Week 7 and Joe gets a 50 point week of his own.

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