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IT’S A DOG’S LIFE

My Life is Nothing but Shame & Humiliation

And Mme Macdonald is entirely to blame

Janice Macdonald
The Daily Cuppa Grande
3 min readDec 29, 2024

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So what if my paws are a little grubby . . . (photos by the useless Mme Macdonald)

Bonjour a tous, c’est moi, Fred, le chien. The last time you heard from me was when I felt it necessary to offer a common sense — i.e. male — perspective on why Mme Macdonald backed her car into a ditch, with me trapped in the back. Frankly, nothing about the incident made a shred of sense — but she’s female, what more can I say?

While that was infuriating enough, she’s now subjected me to yet another unpleasant and utterly stupid experience. Her teeny tiny female brain decided that I needed . . . wait for it. Grooming.

Can you tell which one is Mme Macdonald?

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black, Mme Macdonald, whose cheveux frequently resembles a hairy canine caught in a windstorm, is absolutely the last person to suggest anyone, other than herself, needs grooming, but she has a strong hypocritical streak. Just ask M.Pierre who has to listen to her nonsensical chatter.

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Janice Macdonald
Janice Macdonald

Written by Janice Macdonald

At 68, I started a new chapter in my life: I moved to France. Alone. It turned out to be quite the page-turner. Still is — even when age insists on a part.

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