Catholic girls spend a lot of time thinking up things to confess in the confessional.
“So, what are you going to confess?”
“I got mad at my mother.”
“I was going to use that,” said Susie.
“I could say I stole some money from my dad.”
“But did you?” asked Susie.
“Susie! You know I don’t steal!”
“Then you can’t confess that. It’d be a…