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Do you know the difference between snow and popcorn? — The answer might surprise you.

What happened to stories about sex, you ask?

Yawn.

I’m going to be getting more snow. You know — Iowa.

In actuality, there are many differences between snow and popcorn.

• Snow is wet — popcorn is dry
• Popcorn is crunchy — snow is sloppy