Don’t Use the Internet As Your Doctor

And let your spouse sleep

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Midway through our vacation, I woke up to find my husband fully dressed and staring intently at me. He’s usually meditating in his bathrobe at that hour.

“What?” I’m not very sharp when I first wake up.

“I think I’m having a heart attack. You might need to drive me to the ER.”