How to Cure Social Anxiety
Simply one bruise at a time
Published in
Aug 27, 2021
Step 1: Buy a pair of roller skates
Step 2: Practice at dawn
No one will witness your baby deer phase.
Step 3: Cruise around a skate park during quiet hours
Avoid all ramps and obstacles for a bit. No one cares.
Step 4: Fall a lot
This one is really important.
Get some safety gear. Roller skating is honestly just an excuse to fall in front of other people. Any similar activity, ripe with opportunities for failure, will do.
Step 5: Live for the skate park
You‘ll need to dream about it… wish you could conquer her curves… be willing to risk life and limb for the thrill.
