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Apr 7, 2023
I went to get a haircut and what did I see? An aged old lady staring back at me!
I’ve tried creams and proteins to help my skin but it continues to grow so, so thin.
Help, help is my cry to the powers that be!
Why, oh why won’t you look favorably on me?
To bless me with youth vibrant and free;
Instead of this body that feels stuck like a tree.
Wait, I’m here for a haircut, don’t you agree?
So why am I givin’ myself the 3rd degree?
I cut it short to fit my head just fine for me;
Now I’m happy as a little buzzin’ bee!
Take a look so you can see!
