I’m Not Guilty!

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Have you ever been accused of doing something you damn well know you didn’t do? It’s not a nice feeling, especially when it’s something like leaving faeces on the toilet wall.

But no matter who did it… I knew it wasn’t me. I said I’ll clean it up — no skin off my nose. I’ve cleaned up so much shit in my life one little bit more is not going to kill me.

They both carried on like porkchops about a tiny bit of shit but didn’t they have to eat their words and apologise their arses off when they realised it was a mosquito that had been squashed on the wall? 😆