Jokes and Quotes # 4

In the spirit of the season — Some Santa Jokes to sleigh you.

Created in Canva by Author

• Why does Santa use GPS? He doesn’t want to be a lost Claus.
• Who says, “Oh, oh, oh?” Santa Claus walking backward.
• What do you call Santa when he’s on a break? A Santa pause.
• What did one of Santa’s helpers say to the other? Let’s take an elfie.
• How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.
• What did Santa say after returning to the North Pole? There’s snow place like home.

I didn’t say they would be good jokes, but your children and grandchildren will love them.

Robert Paul:

“You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.”

Bernard Manning:

“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying toys not included.”