Jokes & Quotes # 9

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Honest Boss
My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied, “Well if you work hard, set goals, stay determined, and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year.”

Medical Checkup
During my check-up, I asked the Doctor, “Do you think I’ll live a long and healthy life then?” He replied, “I doubt it somehow…