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The Daily Cuppa

My Precious Placenta!

So close to being not funny.

The precious placenta is in the freezer. Photo by author.

Yesterday, my daughter, my almost five-week-old grandson, and I spent over four hours collecting her placenta from the hospital on the other side of the city. Don’t ask me why — some ceremony has to be performed.

We brought it home, and I put it in the deep freezer in the garage. This morning, we heard some inhuman screams as she rushed upstairs…

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