PupperJack’s Cue to Sulk (in My Bed)

He sees the stool with a sheepskin coat on it, the dog fleece blanket with the dog warmer; the quilt-covered supermarket crates with the hot water bottle, and the hand warmer gizmo — and he goes off in a sulk.

Jack knows a visitor is about to turn up to sit on my drive for an hour or so and freeze to death.

Well — you’ll be glad to know they usually go home before they do actually freeze right to…