There’s a reason women have menopause — it’s so they can’t have babies!
You all know I’ve become a granny for the very first time. Oh, how I wish I’d been younger. I’m so tired I feel ill.
He’s a little darling! But he’s all stuffed up with a cold as are his mum and dad and isn’t settling at night. Read that as screams blue murder.
Come in, Nanna! They don’t know what’s wrong with him, but I do. And all you mothers will know, too…