Today, I lost an $81K check.
I looked in my “later” mail pile. Nope. I checked my “even later” mail pile. Nope. I checked my husband’s office. Nope. I checked my office. Nope. I repeated this routine. Double nope.
Heart thumps.
Who loses a check this big?
Disorganized chumps, that’s who.
Pace quickens.
Did I check the mail piles? Only three times.