Weird Customers: The One at the Grocery Store
I had planned a Friday movie night with friends, but I had run out of chips, so I went to the local grocery store to get some.
At the checkout there was an old man fighting with the cashier.
Customer 1: I want the three-dollar discount on my apple juice!
Cashier: Sir, I told you the offer expired yesterday.
Customer: But I couldn’t come yesterday! Had to help my little boy with his school homework.
Cashier: Sorry about that sir, but the offer expired yesterday.
Customer: Do you have children? Of course not, or you would understand!
Customer 2: Isn’t your son in college?