Denouncing for the First Time

As a stand-up comic of the Muz variety, I constantly get asked “Why don’t Muslims denounce terrorism?” It seemed obvious to me that we do, that any reasonable person would denounce violence. But alas, the reasonability standard isn’t often extended to ye olde Muslims. So! Instead of fighting the question, I’ve decided to give the people what they want: The Daily Denouncer. A site that denounces terrorism everyday, but takes the weekends off. Even denouncers need to brunch on Sundays.

Here at DD, we’ll not only denounce terrorism but everything from bad hair days to selfie sticks to hazardous waste dumps. It’s a healthy range. But don’t worry, terrorism will always get the denounciest denouncements.

But! I hope you’ll be patient because this is what they call in the biz “a soft launch” which is to say, me and the artist peoples are still trying to generate enough material to make this thing daily.

Now please, enjoy today’s comic panel, art by the amazing Monica Johnson and writing by me.

Yours in Denouncing Stuff,

Negin Farsad

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