The Vegemite Trials

(Update: Day Two)

Soundtrack

Okay, so I took some time to do this right:

I prefer sharp cheddar, but didn’t want it fighting the Vegemite.

Shredded mild cheddar cheese, Vegemite, and some near-butter (not my fault, my 6:00am corner store visit did not turn up any real butter). Not pictured: Authentic American Toast Bread.

I prepared one slice with just Vegemite and “butter” and the other with Vegemite, “butter,” and Cheese.

Not pictured, arterial distress.

The Verdict

“Butter” and Vegemite:

This is damn good. I will use a bit more Vegemite next time. Looks a bit like phlegm, but yeah, I could eat this and be happy.

My face?:

Not pictured: a fan blowing on my face.

Cheddar and “Butter” and Vegemite:

Whoa! I was right to go with the mild cheddar. The Vegemite takes care of the “sharp” taste perfectly. Damn, this is really good! I’ll be eating this (again with a bit more of the Vegemite next time) until I either run out of that cheese or need a Lipitor prescription.

My face?:

Real talk, bitches!!!