Aug. 24, 2016 — Debauchery Edition
A recap of last evening’s antics at 30,000 feet, in verse:
With much to gain, Markieff and Kaine
Met up on Clinton’s private plane.
They ate chow mein and drank champagne
And plotted out their new campaign
While smoking Mary Jane (obtained
From Kaine’s old pal Barack Hussein,
Who found the strain in West Bahrain -
It hit them like a speeding train).
They planned to feign a simple game
To cause The Donald lots of pain.
Cried Kaine, “He seems to think Ukraine
Is owned by Putin’s ugly reign.
Trump’s petty brain will go insane
When we use eminent domain
To claim Ukraine our own terrain -
And then rename Ukraine: “U-Kaine!”
Their plan ingrained, Markieff and Kaine
Then told the pilot: “On to Spain!”
Through pouring rain — a hurricane! -
They sampled Bill’s on-plane cocaine
And shouted statements so profane
And vain that Trump would be ashamed.
(They both agreed that “Kieff ‘n Kaine,”
Made quite a splendid sitcom name.)
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