The Daily Markieff — Aug. 5, 2016 — Mailbag Edition
The Daily Markieff — Aug. 5, 2016
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Your August 1st post explains why the Wizards traded for him in the first place. The organization has a long, proud tradition of trading for dead players (i.e. they once traded Chris Webber for Mitch Richmond). In this case, I assume they were wanted someone to keep company with Nene’s exoskeleton (or in basketball terms “a shell of his former self”). Anyways, I’m wonder if Markieff picked up any special abilities during his time as a dead person, as in Swiss Army Man type skills, and if so, how will those skills translate onto the court.
-A DIE-hard Markieff fan in DC
Your analysis is sound. As soon as Markieff was discovered alive, having been dead for nearly three years, the Wizards immediately lost interest. Luckily, ‘Kieff seems to be headed toward bigger and brighter things already.
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Never heard of this guy [Markieff], but I’m with Trump, I’m sure he was a great guy. Hopefully the only thing I’ll ever be with Trump on again.
Looking forward to more wisdom.
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As a recent longtime subscriber, I was thrilled to see Markieff show up in my inbox after a long hiatus. I hate to nitpick at the format of such a prestigious daily newsletter, but I must take issue with the word limit on letters to the editor. The letter-to-the-editor is a time honored tradition and the right of every American to share their opinions with the world. What other space but the sacred letter to the editor do us regular Joe the Plumbers have to make our voices heard in a way that will be listened to and respected by those in positions of authority all across this great country? In this modern internet age, there is simply no other forum that has such power and reach. The editors must change this policy without any delay. Anyway, I was wondering, has Markieff ever been far
If a letter-to-the-editor is such a natural right, why have you declined to provide your name?
Also, as a result of an anonymous windbag (not you, though, definitely not you), letter submissions must now be less than 100 words. You may read our revised policy below.
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First, Welcome Back!
Second, in terms of famous resurrections, is Markieff>Jon Snow?
-Pondering in Kings Landing
Yes, obviously. Snow is a fraud, destined for the fiery hell of Mordor, where he will be tortured by Voldemort until eternity.
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