Breaking: We have no idea

Scotty from Marketing riffs on an old slogan

Greetings from the Couch
Jan 20 · 1 min read

Scott Borison today declared he and his cabinet has no idea who a New South Wales minister is, and don’t care what he thinks.

Borison added his government was all about the environment, and recycling and stuff like that. “I mean, I just reused and recycled an old Tourism Oztralia slogan, so what more do you want?”.

Meanwhile massive dust storms rolled across Central New South Wales. When asked, Scotty from Marketing said he’d make a point of avoiding the area.

Don’t want to upset the locals like the last time I tried to put my face out there. They’ve better things to do with their time than fall at my feet and bless the day I was born.

If residents of Cobargo had comment, they were ignored. Just like last time.

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Satirical news, all fake, all topical

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