Dudeists and martial arts

Mark Walter
The Dude-Jitsu School of Self Defense
3 min readNov 9, 2017

Welcome to the world’s first Dudeist Monastery. Who else except a monastery named after a creek would roll with something like this, man?

The Dudely Lama has recognized Little Creek Monastery (formerly called the Monastery of Nothingness) as a philosophizing Dudeism resource.

A resource for 450,000 ordained priests worldwide

Serious or Delirious

Philosophizing for the Dudeist Mind

Dude-Jitsu is sponsored by The Little Creek Monastery.

We can go either way, serious or humorous. It’s all good.

The Abbot says, “De-escalate, dude. It’s in you. Believe in the power of Relax.”

The Serious Stuff

If you’re in a more serious frame of mind, and up for some pensive pondering and pontificating, take a look at our philosophizing on subjects as diverse as consciousness, class warfare, martial arts principles, or even humiliation. You’ll find it over our companion site A Monastery for Everyday Life and Leisure, which is where the monastery publishes its writings and essays.

An Introduction to Dudeism

In 2012, I became an ordained priest. If you’re a stranger to all this, well, it’s okay. Nothing to worry about. Just take ‘er slow and easy.

Dudeism is touted as the world’s slowest-growing religion. And why not? Somebody’s gotta claim Slow-Place.

Founded by Oliver Benjamin, known as The Dudely Lama, the movement is inspired by the Jeff Bridges character The Dude from the film The Big Lebowski.

The Dude is seen as a laid back guy, who gets knocked around pretty hard by life, but who’s kind of learned to roll with it.

Clearly, there’s some tongue-in-cheek spoofing going on within Dudeism, but the religion is a genuine attempt at updating Taoism to be a bit more relevant in today’s world. Humor plays a big part, not just because it helps us get through the tough days, but also because shit rolls downhill and most of us live downhill, and not way up in some high castle.

But another accomplishment of the religion is its ability to reach the kinds of people that religions typically miss or deliberately steer clear of. And vice versa. I love the inclusiveness of that.

In 2013, I wrote an essay (shown below), which was published by Dudeism. Several years ago I met Oliver personally, and can attest to the insights and ‘realness’ of the founder. And yes, he was wearing his heroic bathrobe.

If you’re feelin’ a little twinge of uncertainty about all this, it might be time to go wash it all down with an ice cold oat soda. Or maybe just go wash it down for no reason at all. Or maybe just go take a nice nap. That’s Dudeism.

And regarding The Monastery of Nothingness (renamed The Little Creek Monastery) being Dudeism’s first monastery… it’s all unofficial and casual. Because that’s like, yanno, Dudeism, man.

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Mark Walter
The Dude-Jitsu School of Self Defense

Construction worker and philosopher: “When I forget my ways, I am in The Way”