20 Rules between friends never spoken and that every man must know and respect

To live in society, men need rules that tell us how to behave with the people around us to avoid problems and uncomfortable moments and although these rules are not in any constitution, they are part of an unnamed code that all men know and We must continue to follow it.

Here are 20 rules of the men’s code and if you don’t know them, it’s time to start applying them:

1. Always leave a separation urinal

2. If everyone is busy … do not look at your buddy while peeing

3. If a friend buy you a drink, do not pay cash, but buy the next round

4. If your friend dies lifting weights, put more weight and then call 911

5. When you hug someone, two claps to say hello and goodbye; three if he is a good friend; one is rude, four is very rare

6. If your eyes meet another man, you have a second to look away

7. If you find someone with the same shirt, it is mandatory to crash the palms to greet

8. When using a towel to dry your parts, you can wait a day to use for your face

9. If you’re going for a beer, you have to ask if anyone else wants one ..

10. If someone walks into a bathroom, you have to cough to let him know you’re there

11. Return the tools to your friend; if you break or lose one you must replace it

12. If there is only one beer left in your friend’s fridge, don’t drink it, it’s his. If he offers it, then you can take it

13. Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana

14. Friends are always before women

15. Don’t flirt with a girl that interests one of your friends

16. Don’t make heavy jokes to your friend if he’s on a date, let him impress

17. If someone with a van helps you move, you owe him the food, some beers and a full tank of gasoline

18. Never date your friend’s ex

19. When you leave a party you always leave the beers, you can take only one for the trip

20. Clear the browser’s history of your friends when they die

This is it for today. Thanks!