Holy Freakin’ Rice-A-Roni Batman!
Ok, Medium, I’ll Bite!
Perhaps I missed the Luddite Revolution due to the eccentric, and reactionary Medium policy, pictured above, that has kept me, your Yobi, your Pilgrim-on-Point, from providing you, the readers, the very reason I write at all [right behind my own reasons], with the in-depth coverage of all things around and within me that provide the vital fuel your mind, yes, your gibbering little madman, or woman, that you keep hidden way down deep, no deeper,….DEEPER…that’s better…in the depths of the cockerels of your heart!
My sincere apologies. The policy likely resulted from general consternation at the consistent use of mobile devices to author articles. I have VERY fat thumbs you see, and a malicious auto-correct that works like crap for me, but beautifully for Google’s transcription service that is always, and I mean always, listening. Keywords keyed for just the phrase or combination of words that will bring sudden re-routes to 22-mile dead-ends, unaccountable service disconnects, or seemingly unrelated technical issues at every turn. I do have some articles to share, yet every time I went to share them, Medium was staring down its long, patrician nose at me, wagging a tail, and ignoring me. Tech has a knack for making its harassment of you seem like just the perfect storm of exceptions that are likely only happening to you, even though they…
