Short Horror Story Series 53: About “ Coffee”

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Response to

Aloma

‘s request, let’s have a coffee together!

I really enjoy your short stories. Keep going! Word: coffee ☕

Temperature

Coffee is too hot:

1. Wait for it to cool down, then drink.
2. Wait for him to cool down, then drink.

Staying Alert

Coffee has two stages of keeping you awake:

1. Temporary alertness
2. Eternal alertness

Coffee Grounds

There are two ways to deal with coffee grounds:

1. Make fertilizer
2. Cover up a body

Coffee Date

When asking a girl out for coffee, there are two possible outcomes:

1. She says yes
2. She will never say no again

Storage

Coffee beans must be sealed for storage:

1. Put them in a glass jar
2. Put them in a glass jar, along with other…