Dear Jeff, California, 35: Do You Enjoy Going Down On Your Wife?
By Lusty Licker, New York, 34
If you need your wife to don Lorals’ ironclad, single-use, nonporous, vanilla-scented underwear to get her there, then your enthusiasm for licking is lacking, Jeff.
Dear Jeff, California, 35,
Do you actually enjoy going down on your wife?
Forgive me for being forward, but I saw your testimonial for Lorals, the vanilla-scented panties for people preoccupied with how their pussies taste and smell, and now I’m wondering. Does a man who writes “I slid them on my wife and was able to bring her to orgasm” get off on her pleasure—or is his ego wrapped up in his perceived power to provide it (to an apparently passive participant)? You were able to? Good job, Jeff! Was it because her bits were buffered by a “non-porous material” that “create[s] a barrier to scents and fluids” (but not STDs)? Great.
Does this mean that your poor wife had never orgasmed with you before the blessed invention of these magical sucking-candy granny panties…
