Donald Trump Rates Classic Artwork
Finally, an art critic we can trust.
Venus of Willendorf
Red ochre paint? What is it, blood coming out of her wherever?
Birth of Venus by Sandro Botticelli
How am I supposed to grab her by the pussy if she’s covering it up?
Aphrodite of Knidos by Praxiteles
It must be a pretty picture. Venus Pudica dropping to her knee.
Judith Beheading Holofernes by Caravaggio
Look, I’m a huge fan of women, HUGE, no one respects women more than me, but women who decapitate the master who enslaved them have to be punished.
Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci
Look at that face, why would anybody want to paint that?
Girl with a Pearl Earring by Johannes Vermeer
I’m going to be dating her in 10 years.
Louise Nursing Her Child by Mary Cassatt
Les Demoiselles d’Avignon by Pablo Picasso
The faces of dogs!