Susan HarlanBlockedUnblockFollowFollowingEnglish professor who professes Shakespeare, avid collector of objects and ideas, committed road-tripper, and drinker of cocktails.May 20, 2016How To Get Your Sexy Summer Body BackLead image: flickr/Classic Film // Illustrations by Katie Tandy1. Ask it why it left.2. Inquire where it went.3. Find out if you offended it.4. Say that you are sorry.5. Offer to do things differently in the future.6. See if it has signed a lease for an apartment.7. Tell it that you miss it.8. Call and text it a lot, especially late at night.9. Say that you have been drinking a lot since it left.10. Buy it something.11. Explain that it is literally impossible to exist without it.