How To Make Yourself Look Like Dolly Parton
Welcome to Make Your Face, a makeup tutorial series with a simple mission: makeup by you (me) for your (my) own entertainment, Establishment-style.
When times are hard and your own puny spirit threatens to falter, sometimes you have to borrow strength from something bigger than yourself.
And when the road grows dark, a bright smile and a blinding array of sequins can light the way.
Consider your wigs.
Then fill in your brows.
Tint your eyelids the color of a Smoky Mountain sunrise:
And add black liner above and below your eyelashes.
Gaze upon the face of inspiration once again; realize you need to add some navy.
When you’re Dolly, you don’t have to bother coordinating your eyeshadow, blush, and lip shades.
When you’re Dolly, you DO bother with eyelashes.
Overpaint your top lip with shiny red lipstick.
Practice your smile in the mirror; practice keeping teeth clean of lip product.
Get a mole.
In this armor, nothing can hurt you.