Rapists Now Have Their Own Recovery Center!

By Zoe Schwab

Welcome to Second Chances Recovery Center — we’re so pleased you stopped by to see our groundbreaking facility.

Together we’re helping rapists focus on what matters most — waiting this whole thing out until everyone forgets about it! So they can move on with their bright future — whether they’re the CEOS of tomorrow or Olympic hopefuls on the Stanford swim team.


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