The Establishment Drunk-Tweets The DNC
After spending half a day agonizing over whether or not to subject myself to the Democratic National Convention, news reports finally convinced me that A) this was a shit-show full of angry yelling and chaos that I couldn’t afford to miss, and B) I should probably come prepared with a drink or two. So, I mixed together a few gross cocktails and sat in front of my laptop for some prime-time viewing of all the drama that the DNC could bring. I decided to tweet as I went along. And then I saw an opportunity to not have to write my political essay for the week.
If you missed day 1 of the DNC festivities, below is a blurry description of events that is sure to not help you one bit. Cheers!