This is an email from The Establishment.
THE MOST POTENT ALCHEMY OF ALL
Oh, why hello. And bonjour!
I’m in my own once-future. (On the East Coast, that is, instead of Oakland.)
My boyfriend’s parents are selling their longtime home in the preposterously lovely Marblehead, MA (yes, where that terrifyingly saccharine and spooky book Charlie St. Cloud is set, which then starred ZAC EFRON in the film adaptation, hahahaha).