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Totally Reasonable Rules For My Baby Shower

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Compiled in consultation with multiple neonatal doctors, Gwyneth Paltrow interviews, and Jessica Alba’s nanny.

Dear my beloved friends and family who have RSVPed on time to my baby shower,

Thank you all so much for sharing this special occasion with me! I couldn’t be more excited to…

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Sonia W.

Sonia W.

Future dog walker for the stars. Current writer.

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