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My Year of Living Dangerously

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Moving to Guatemala resulted in learning many things I never expected.

The author bargains with a seller of old furniture on the street.
The author learns to haggle. All photos by Christina Hoag.

The first morning of my new life in Guatemala I electrocuted myself.

I’d arrived late the previous night with my Guatemalan boyfriend with the optimistic plan to live there. The next morning, I stepped into the shower in our cheap hotel, eyeing an odd contraption on the shower head. It had a heat setting so I figured it controlled the water temperature. I twisted on the single tap. The water was barely lukewarm. Used to steaming hot showers, I reached up with my wet hand to slide the control to max. A zap shot through my arm. I screamed, tried to pull my hand from the device but the side of my little finger was superglued to it. My vision blanked. My knees buckled. As I sank to the floor, Leo, my boyfriend, rushed in and caught me just before I hit the ground. After he dragged me out and I recovered, he explained that the device, plugged into an outlet on the wall, heated water as it passed through the shower head. Electricity in a shower. That really made a lot of sense.

The incident was a harbinger of what was to come during my year in Guatemala, from 1993 through 1994. I had come to experience difference, to discover. And I did. Daily life in one of the Western Hemisphere’s poorest countries was a jagged edge of broken concrete, risk omnipresent in every touch. It was…

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Christina Hoag
Christina Hoag

Written by Christina Hoag

Journalist, novelist, world traveller. Author of novels Law of the Jungle, Skin of Tattoos and Girl on the Brink. Ex Latin America foreign correspondent.

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