An Open Letter to The Chef at My Favorite Jamaican Restaurant Who Never Wants to Serve Me Food

All I want is one beef patty, just one!

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Dear Ms. Powell, Jamaican Restaurant Proprietor/Chef,

Your food is so flavourful, desirable, and well cooked. I need it so bad! Ms. Powell, you are no doubt a talented and incredible chef. Those who you serve must be truly deserving of your…