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An Open Letter to The Chef at My Favorite Jamaican Restaurant Who Never Wants to Serve Me Food

All I want is one beef patty, just one!

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Dear Ms. Powell, Jamaican Restaurant Proprietor/Chef,

Your food is so flavourful, desirable, and well cooked. I need it so bad! Ms. Powell, you are no doubt a talented and incredible chef. Those who you serve must be truly deserving of your…



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Bongani Jeranyama

Bongani Jeranyama is a stand-up comedian, writer, performer, and the bad boy of satire. You can follow him on Twitter/IG/TikTok: @bonganimadethis