Pakistani Lesbian Comes Out to Parents by Finger Fucking a Grapefruit

Noor has been infatuated with breasts as long as she could remember. From suckling on her mother’s teat as a baby, to the first time she saw her best friend’s side boob, she has always loved those wonderful orbs of joy. But when it came time to tell her parents about her truth, she could not muster up the words so she resorted to indirect measures.

First she attempted to make a soft introduction to queer culture by suggesting her parents watch Queer Eye. Several days later, Noor walked in on her mother calling all the UK aunties trying to get in contact with Tan’s family so she could send Noor’s rishta (marriage proposal) to him.

Frustrated that her parents did not get the hint, Noor decided to bring home her queerest Pakistani friend, Salman, who also does drag. Her dad loved Salman so much, he asked if he could put him in drag. Salman obliged and they had a fun day together leaving Noor out.

Noor thought her parents would’ve gotten the hint by now. However, when Noor’s parents inquired if Salman was her boyfriend, she lost it. She grabbed the grapefruit that her mom was about to peel, ripped it in half with her teeth and stuck her first two fingers in its core vigorously going in and out. There were a few moments of silence while they all just stared at each other. Then her dad put his arms around her shoulders and said, “that’s not how you cut a grapefruit.”