The LinkedIn Profile of the Eldest Daughter of Immigrants

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About Me:

If you are looking to hire someone with at least 5 years of experience for your entry level position, I believe I am the best fit for this role. I have been working in an rigorous, unpaid internship for the entirety of my life.

Experience

Eldest Daughter to Immigrant Parents (Current role)

• Experienced in being held to the strictest standards while swallowing the fact that my siblings get complete leniency
• Provided legal and medical translation on all bills, paperwork, and impersonations needed in order to communicate with the IRS
• Responsible for being the perfect role model and making zero mistakes so that my brother and sister can use me as a roadmap
• Created and carefully executed all plans for fun with siblings so that no one would get in trouble or get hurt
• Sourced unsolicited feedback from parents about my younger associates and kept their secrets
• Took on sous chef duties after school when my parents are not home yet
• Illegally operated a childcare center from home when no adult supervision was available

Education