YO WENCH, PAY ATTENTION TO ME

What My Living Room Says About Me

Right now it’s pleading, “Clean me!”

I have to be honest. It’s summer. My cleaning standards have slipped.*

*And so have other practices — like the “finish stories and empty draft folder” ones. This was written six months ago, after all.

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Jennifer McDougall

Attempting Serious and Satire... Sometimes successful. Editor, Doctor Funny.