Indecent Proposal

A 50-word micro-fiction for the Friday-Fix December prompt, Worst Gift

Image by Alexas_Fotos from Pixabay

Lisa’s face lit up
when she found the gift
at her doorstep.

She opened with care.
Her jaws dropped,
Eyes locked into blank stare,
When she saw in it, a diaper.

Her quivering lips read the note —
You shall need it
When we marry in space.
I love you sweetheart…