Safe Aboard the Martensitic

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“Listen, I got this. Gotta get to Europa first.”

“Europa? How long you think we can wait, motherfucker?!”

Better call eR28sEnfOI.

“What can you get me, eR? The Martensitic? .004 light-speed? OK, 628743036km/(300000km/second)*.004*(60seconds/hour)/(24hours/day)= about a year each way best case? I’m fucked! Wait, in space they can’t touch me!”