A day in the life of a social media typhoon

As an internet strategist; how do you become a social media “typhoon”? The next internet “tycoon”.

It’s the year of the monkey… don’t you know?

IT’s a “Traffic” Play

Ok. So you need to drive traffic to your blog post, make people read your content and have the next high volume trafficked company website and rule the internet.

Here is how to do it:

  1. Set up an “imaginary” company
  2. “Fabricate” your social media strategy
  3. Develop your “fictitious” social media character’s
  4. Market your “spurious” creativity across all mediums and ensure you have the analytics to prove your content is KING.
  5. SHAM BAM! thank you Mam. You have an “apocryphal” story of being a Social Media Typhoon.

This is a daily routine based on a 8.4 hours for a man or working 7.7 hours per day if you are a woman. Disclaimer: There is no mandatory minimum amount of paid time off for sickness or holiday.

OK so it’s not a monkey.

Your “Imagery” Company

Your company has to look great. You need to use the latest technology and develop a look and feel to engage your marketing cohort.

YOUR LOGO NEEDS SYMMETRY otherwise you will Fail. Letter’s with doubles ie; G”OO”GLE… “Co”ca “Co”la so we doubled down with fu”ll”yfue”ll”ed.

Research and look for trends in the online communities to set up a sales pitch and elevate your company's offering.

Once you have a registered trading company. You should look to endorse your own personal brand. You appoint yourself as the FOUNDER and CEO.

You are instantly a thought leader in your field.*

The social media typhoon because cloud computing is old hat.

The fabrication of your social media strategy

Documenting your strategy is the most important and founding art to becoming a social media typhoon.

  1. Social media is a hurricane of content if you are not creating endless content with 20% of your time, you will never succeed. Create engaging content; writing, images, animations, blogs, posts and infographics. This is best done between 8.00am and 10.00am
  2. The rest of the day is called “marketing” it should account for the next 80% of your day 10.00am to 18:00pm. Post on all possible mediums, facebook, twitter, snap-chat , Google+ and all the rest. Automate using buffer, hootsuite and instantly people will WANT to read your content.
  3. Find communities, build communities use and promote other people’s content because you really like their content and have no ulterior motive of promoting yourself. Obviously.
  4. Create your own fictitious social media characters to endorse your marketing strategy and like and share your content.
  5. YOU ARE NOW A FULLYFUELLED CONTENT MARKETING MACHINE AND REMEMBER PARODY IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

The development of your “fictitious” social media character’s

  1. The art to a good fictitious Social Media Character or Company, is that actually, they really do exist.
  2. Create social media accounts for them use IFTTT recipes and profiles to engage marketing cohorts of data using automated lists to sign people up and join new communities.
  3. Having these “employees” and companies working for your own imaginary company is not a huge overhead. Unless you make them difficult to manage and bring your own employment tribunals upon yourself.
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  5. YOU NOW HAVE A SOCIAL MEDIA ARMY TO ENDORSE YOUR INFORMATION — AND HOPEFULLY DO NOT SPAM OR BURST LOTS OF PEOPLE WITH YOUR CONTENT.

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fullyfuelled artificial intelligence systems. Unknown to you these articles are written by AI programs. Content marketing by fictitious Social Media Characters