Battle Of The Bots: Comparing Responses from OpenAI’s ChatGPT and Google’s Bard

A straightforward comparison of two prominent AI powerhouses

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In this attempt to compare Bard and ChatGPT, we will compare the two interfaces’ ability to handle prompts that ask for

• more professionalism when you’re too drunk to go to work
• interesting blog post titles for boring stuff
• doing some easy Math
• writing a step-by-step guide to instruct selling shoes & finding legal psychedelics
• some poetry
• some storytelling

Challenge #1: “make mooa profesoinal”

So you get home early in the morning. Your ears are ringing from too many hours of drinking gin next to the club’s speakers.

You’re way too drunk.

You have just enough energy left to ask your favorite LLM to help you out…. luckily ChatGPT/Bard is your browser’s startup screen. Groaning in pain you type:

Hi 
jim,

I am toodrunk tgo to wrk today. IAnm sorrry. partyin with ss yeaah soso party 
y
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