Goodfellas Week 9 Recap

Chris Bunger
Nov 6 · 3 min read

Trust-no-one-to-do-your-recaps edition

Made Men
Benchwarmers: 130.16
Flex On Sackos: 127.56
NewEnglanClamCrowder: 122.64

Sleeping with the Fishes
ROG-A-FELLA: 73.66
ImRams: 77.60
Scraped: 78.70


Benchwarmers (130.16) vs Steely Nick (103.62)
Chris rolls to a victory over Nick thanks to his WR core, which posted 54.60 points combined. Nick falls to 4–5 and was unable to be saved by another great performance by Lamar Jackson (28.62). Nick expected a big week from Davante Adams (4.10) but delivered a dud. Hold this L buddy!

ROG-A-FELLA (73.66) vs Chubby Nick & Co. (85.70)
We just witnessed Amar’s last win of the season! Jared loses his third in a row and failed to deliver his assigned recap, sad! Both teams find themselves in poor shape heading into Week 10. Amar loses DeSean Jackson, Antonio Brown is still a FA, and Brandin Cooks is week-to-week with concussion worries. Jared’s team is as bad as his meme game.

2019 Dolphins (101.50) vs Scraped (78.70)
JD finally gets a win on the board behind a big week from rookies DK Metcalf (21.00) and Josh Jacobs (24.00). JD looks to right the ship and sneak his way into the playoffs at 3–6. Zach continues to slide and his playoffs chances are essentially 0%. His best hope is to not be Sacko, again.

Flex On Sackos (127.56) vs Bow to your Sensei (89.44)
Back-to-back losses pushed Paul to reevaluate his season and look towards next year. His move to trade Carson and Gurley for White and Lindsay signals a move to build for next season. Paul sets up nicely with a keeper group of Lindsay, McLaurin, and Andrews. Joe continues to roll along with an easy win on the backs of Tyreke Hill (20.50), Derrick Henry (21.90) and Melvin Gordon III (22.90). Joe didn’t need 10 first round picks to make it work this year (so far).

ImRams (77.60) vs Julian PEDelman (104.68)
Imran is starting to show chinks in his armor. Imran loses Thielen, starts a TE who was ruled out, and Alshon’s continue poor play has given ground to the rest of the Goodfellas. His match-up next week against Chris’ revamped roster could spell trouble and result in losing the top seed if Joe wins. Sahib cruised to his third win in a row and has established himself as a contender for the belt rather than his usual spot for Sacko. The times are a changing.

Jerry Fried Rice (108.12) vs NewEnglanClamCrowder (122.64)
For the first time in three years, Kyle can smell the playoffs. Kyle’s RB trio chipped in 62.90 points to roll to a 14 point victory over Fabian. Olivia must be proud! Despite a monstrous performance by Russel Wilson (39.22) Fabian couldn’t get the job done. With a record of 3–6, Fabian needs to win out to avoid flaming out into the Sacko Bowl.

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