All stories published by The Hairpin on November 01, 2010

All Stories published by The Hairpin on November 01, 2010

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Nov 1, 2010

Mysterious Experts Say Barbie Video Cam Too Pedophilic

The Hairpin

Nov 1, 2010

Horoscopes: Stairway to the Stars

by Sachar Mathias

Sagittarius (22 November — 22 December)

Lately, life has felt a lot like that dream where you’re falling and falling but never hit the ground. The only way you’re gonna land on your feet this week is…

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Nov 1, 2010

Don’t Be the Last Person Online to Read the ‘Alcohol Worse Than Heroin’ Story

The fine print, of course, being that alcohol is worse for society, while heroin, crack, and crystal meth are worse for you. The good news, however, is that mushrooms are great for everyone! Here’s a fun chart.

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Nov 1, 2010

Oh Good, Money Can Buy Happiness After All

In a new paper titled “If Money Doesn’t Make You Happy Then You Probably Aren’t…

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Nov 1, 2010

Brown Paper Packages Tied Up With String

My favorite part of this unexpectedly fascinating “Where Are They Now” slideshow of the Sound of Music cast 45 years later — aside from the photographs — is this: “Once her daughters grew up, Charmian started an interior design company and wrote two books…

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Nov 1, 2010

Which Is Real and Which Is Wax?

Taylor Swift’s wax likeness is HAUNTING!

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Nov 1, 2010

Have You Seen Shaq’s Halloween Costume?

Because it is a masterpiece. [Via]

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Nov 1, 2010

THE SAGA CONTINUES

“I don’t know what will happen, but this is not like we’re getting divorced.” — What the what, Courteney Cox?

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Nov 1, 2010

I’m More Atari

Ooh, NPR is currently streaming Cee-Lo Green’s highly, highly, extra-highly anticipated new album, The Lady Killer, a week in advance of its November 9 release. Go over there!

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Nov 1, 2010

Short Message

Liz is off today and tomorrow — things went so well last week that it seems smart to just Take a Break, you know? — which means it’ll just be me. Let’s see how this goes! (Liz is actually moving. Good luck, Liz!)