All stories published by The Hairpin on November 03, 2010

All Stories published by The Hairpin on November 03, 2010

Nov 3, 2010

Would You Put Sugar in Your Vagina?

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Some Real Housewives of Atlanta would and do, explaining that sugar — both granulated and powdered — makes their “vajayjays” “sticky” and “sweet.” (Something something Def…

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Nov 3, 2010

Are You Ready for Some Fun? Women in Their 30s List Their Biggest Regrets

Oh jeez. Lemondrop asked the editor of the book Secret Regrets: What If You Had Another Chance? (and the proprietor of the website Secret Regrets) to round up two dozen regretful responses from women —…

The Hairpin

Nov 3, 2010

The Best Time I Ever Swore at Someone

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Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Nov 3, 2010

Farter Punished for Farting

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Nov 3, 2010

Pink in Favor of Beating Crap Out of Children

“I think parents need to beat the crap out of their kids … I think the whole spanking and how it’s all gotten P.C. is just for the birds. … [My father] put me through a wall. It’s the only reason I’m still here. It’s the only reason I’m still alive.”…

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Nov 3, 2010

Spiderweb Watch

November 3: Unrelated to spiderwebs, today is a goddamn drag, no? Related to spiderwebs, webs are everywhere. No change. I’m…

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Nov 3, 2010

NKOTB Is Mostly 41

“All nine boys will get together for the first time”: New Kids on the Block and the Backstreet Boys will be touring together next year, and are still being referred to as “boys.”

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Nov 3, 2010

Vintage STD Warning Strangely Charming

Despite their raging STDs, the beautiful people in this 1969 public service ad are having the time of their lives. If you’ve got it, flaunt it! [Via]

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Nov 3, 2010

Updates

Sorry for the delay — we did some technological things in the night that took a little longer than expected, but things should be back to normal now, probably!