All stories published by The Hairpin on December 09, 2010

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All Stories published by The Hairpin on December 09, 2010

Dec 9, 2010

Outdated Beauty Advice: How to Never Move Your Face

by Bonnie Downing

Holidays are an intense time. You may even fall prey to experiencing feelings. But when you feel, your face tends to move, and if you keep moving your face, you will get wrinkles. And then, the…

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Dec 9, 2010

The Normals Vs. the Neurotics

by Liz Colville

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Dec 9, 2010

Jennifer Aniston vs. Angelina Jolie vs. Chelsea Handler Death Match

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Dec 9, 2010

And the Color of 2011 Is …

The “color authority” company Pantone is preparing to announce (also, preparing?) that the color of the year for 2011 will be honeysuckle, a “sherbety shade of pink, with a hint of red and orange zest.” What does it mean? It means things are going to be made in this color with the…

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Dec 9, 2010

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Winter Boot Must-Haves

by Liz Colville

“I don’t know how it is where all of you are, but I am freezing my ass off,” begins my buddy Gwyneth P.’s latest GOOP newsletter, which is a list of boots that she wants you to consider buying this winter. But why…

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Dec 9, 2010

Find Your Spirit Animal

by Liz Colville

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Dec 9, 2010

All Kinds of Nuns Found to Be Not Too Saintly

by Liz Colville

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Dec 9, 2010

More women are binge drinking, saying they downed…

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Dec 9, 2010

Here’s a Fun New Way to Get Thin

I’m going to be a little late tonight; I’ve got to sit alone staring down at the table and eat an imaginary meal.

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Dec 9, 2010

Students Fail to Understand Why Teacher Took Off All His Clothes

Kennesaw State University instructor Raymond Taylor stripped naked during the business class he taught, but won’t explain why. “It was between me and the class,” he says. (He has since been fired.) “I think it’s crazy,”…

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Dec 9, 2010

Celine Dion Is Soothing Her Family

by Liz Colville

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Dec 9, 2010

Tennis — “Pigeon”

by Liz Colville

Strange, but Tennis is the name of a band, and “Pigeon” is one of their songs. This promising husband-and-wife duo from South Carolina went sailing around the world for quite a stretch, and started writing the songs that make up their forthcoming debut…

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Dec 9, 2010

Lower East Side Dies

by Liz Colville

Lower East Side staples Max Fish and the Pink Pony are closing, meaning that the Lower East Side is now essentially one big giant lounge filled with 3-watt light bulbs, suede sofas, and ladies wearing layers of mineral powder on their faces despite being 23.