Would You Get Married in a Funeral Home?

If not, why? Lots of people are doing it. Oh, because funeral homes might be haunted…

Catpacks!

by Liz Colville

The blog Fucked in Park Slope has this photographic evidence that catpacks — backpacks for cats…

“At age 11, I wanted to know what sex felt like, so I broke my own hymen by propping my legs up in front of a mirror and sticking my Barbie doll’s leg inside my vagina.” — Wednesday’s off to an exciting start! Five Women Count the Number of Sex Partners They’ve Had, from zero to 100-ish.

MAKEUP!

Do you wear makeup every every day?

[O]ne in three women won’t step outside the house without putting on some war…

Dolly Parton turns 65 today, and for no real reason other than she’s wonderful, I’d like to point you toward her lovely cover of Collective Soul’s “Shine,” off the 2001 album Little Sparrow. It’s a nice one that’s flown somewhat under the radar.

The Japanese are on a mission to clone wooly mammoths, and they’re aiming to produce a baby in as few as four years. You know what they didn’t talk about in Jurassic Park? That people would constantly be trying to kill the dinosaurs and eat them, which will be…

Now the cows are dying too. Who should go next? Can the spiders go next? I know, I know, everyone loves spiders, they’re so cool, but whatever. (Right now the spiders are like, in their tiny voices, “oh, fuck you!” And they’re writing a little…