Tampon Nostalgia

A lady over on The Frisky admits that she was too nervous to buy her own tampons until she was 30 years old. To which I say…

These stylish bottoms will fix you:

In clinical tests, 19% of volunteers reported less cellulite, 71% saw smoother skin and 76% looked firmer after wearing the leggings for two months, eight hours a day.

“A crown fit for a queen — or Miss Boston 2011.” I’m from Boston but don’t recall seeing anything like this before. [Via]

This is what Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding invitation looks like. It’s made of solid cocaine!

“So what picture should we use to accompany the article?”
 “Haha, I mean.”
 “No, I know.”
 “But yeah, I guess just of the virus?”

“This food is disgusting, which is why I’m not eating lunch.” A Chicago sixth-grader — “skipping lunch in favor of a packet of candy” — has not been tempted by his school’s nutritious new menu, despite the fact that much of the food has been given “fun names like ‘big bad bean burrito’ or ‘tender broccoli.’”

I am transfixed by this painting of one tooth proposing to another.

Which one of these professional Valentine’s Day portraits is your favorite? I like this one, but this one also has a good vibe.