All stories published by The Hairpin on June 09, 2011

All Stories published by The Hairpin on June 09, 2011

joliekerr in The Hairpin

Jun 9, 2011

Ask a Clean Person: Green Cleaning Alternatives

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jun 9, 2011

“The Guy Pushing the Mannequin”

This is Ned Nefner and his wife Teagan.

Mr. Nefer said he was born in Syracuse…

The Hairpin

Jun 9, 2011

Relationshapes!

by David Rees

The shadows are growing longer. Soon we’ll be plunged into darkness. This is the…

The Hairpin

Jun 9, 2011

Oversharing Parents on Facebook: Animals Edition

by STFU Parents

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jun 9, 2011

Your Husband, the Cattle-Obsessed Skinflint

We at the Hairpin love stupid old stuff with pictures, so here’s an “Are You Ready…

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jun 9, 2011

Dried Fruit in Order

They want you to eat dried fruit instead of drinking fruit juice now, so here are the main dried fruits, ranked worst to…

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jun 9, 2011

I Saw @RobDelaney’s Tampon String

“Saddle bags, upper-arm fat, cottage cheese thighs, midriff-bulge (aka F.U.P.A. aka ‘gunt’), flat chest, asymmetrical breasts, butt-beard, bacne, pit-cheese, cankles, surprise tampon string cameos, eczema, ham spatula, ashy elbows, feet of any kind, hairy knuckles, beef…

Cassie Murdoch in The Hairpin

Jun 9, 2011

The Insane Thing That Happened in a Brooklyn Nail Salon

Hairpin pal MacKenzie Fegan recently got her nails done.

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jun 9, 2011

Kreayshawn’s Mysterious Record Deal

Remember Kreayshawn? She recently signed with Columbia for an undisclosed amount, and “Gucci Gucci” will be released as an official single on June 14, with a debut album to follow. So there’s that to look forward to, if your crone eyes can even still focus.